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25, Male
Victoria, Australia
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I'm addicted to 4 things- music, anime/manga, reading and computer games. Also, simplicity is the best

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So, I was riding down to the shops in that llama chariot, you know, the one I stole from that guy.
It's not very easy to control one of them. Especially, yeah, especially when you don't have any llamas (c4u53 ! g07 5k!77z). Well, anyway, I saw that guy, you know, the one with YOUR Skittles and jelly beans. Well, yeah, he saw me to. Do you wanna know what he was this time eating? He was eating, right, he was eating pizza, yeah, pizza, from a bag of jelly beans. The Queen of Englands bag of jellybeans.
HIS pizza, from THE Queen of Englands bag of jelly beans.
Do you wanna know what happened next? He walked up to me, yeah, and he asked me, you following me? He asked me, right, he asked me, yeah, he asked me if he could have his llama chariot back.
You know what I replied? I. Said. No.
Then, yeah, he snapped his fingers, right, pointed at me, with the same hand, then hit himself on the face, yeah, you still following this? Wow, you're still reading this? Why?... So, anyway, he hit himself on the face, yeah, and he disappeared and then, I heard a voice from out of nowhere, cause there was nobody anywhere nearby, and it said, right, it said "WOAH-WOAH! WOAH-WOAH-WOAH-oh-WOAH! It's a chair!" Then I got hit on the back of the head and blacked out.

So, when I wake up, you wanna know what the fisrt thing I see is? The SEA! Then I look down and you know what I see? SAND, dur. I mean seriously, what did you expect, something like "YOU LOST THE GAME"?

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Mi Primera CanciĆ³n General Rock Song

Recent Game Medals

Run and Jump 25 Points Make it past Stage 1. Medal Stats.
SECRET MEDAL 25 Points Unlock this medal to see it's details. Medal Stats.
SECRET MEDAL 5 Points Unlock this medal to see it's details. Medal Stats.
Get Fingered! 5 Points Play the FGF game. Medal Stats.
Close Call 25 Points You have killed an invader in the ritual chamber! Medal Stats.
Lunatic Fringe 5 Points You have made a Monster Loonie! Medal Stats.
Mystic Moider 5 Points You've killed with the mystic! Medal Stats.
Bomb a Shield 5 Points You have destroyed a shield with Professor Bomb! Medal Stats.
Shield Slapper 25 Points You've taken out a shield with a Detective Monster! Medal Stats.
Cop Bat 10 Points You have poisoned someone with cop bat! Medal Stats.

Total Medals Earned: 149 (From 30 different games.)